Well what to say, I'm currently 27 and living in St. Louis. I post whatever makes me laugh or things I find interesting.

 

succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

(Source: pheberoni)

rebelliousbieber:

my mom is nursing these kittens because their mommy got hurt, they have no patience

rebelliousbieber:

my mom is nursing these kittens because their mommy got hurt, they have no patience

Awww my best friend got his mushrooms on the side because he doesn’t like then and I love them

captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

(Source: faithlehaane)